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Aisha Diandra / photographer. artist. designer. likes to dress up & pose, not a model. horror aficionado.
This blog is for my art, expression, inspiration, ramblings & everything in between.
I like the strange & spooky, beautiful & sensual, surreal & grotesque. contradictions fascinate me.

(the photos above are my own work.)

#animals

#selfie with #zebras. #awesome #cute #zebra #animals #tamansafari #indonesia #bogor #puncak #birthday #fun #iwantonenow (at Taman Safari Indonesia)

#selfie with #zebras. #awesome #cute #zebra #animals #tamansafari #indonesia #bogor #puncak #birthday #fun #iwantonenow (at Taman Safari Indonesia)

snarkysloan:

freesamuel:

beehives:

Harvey used to be a fighting dog. His ears torn from battles he was forced into. He flinches when you talk too loud around him. He gets so excited when you prepare his food, as in disbelief that he’s actually going to eat this many days in a row and when you put the food down he kisses you in gratitude. He’s afraid of thunder, soda cans, the TV and when baby Nick Fury meows when he’s hungry. When we first picked up Harvey from the pound half of his face was missing and he was severely underweight.Now he’s a kitten baby sitter. FIGHT BSL IN YOUR COUNTY. 

right in the feels

*teary eyes & squeals*

mothernaturenetwork:

PETA launches XXX siteEver since PETA first announced last summer that it was securing one of the new .xxx top level domains for a ”pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals,” reaction has varied from amusement to outrage. This morning, the organization finally took the wraps off of the new site — and guess what? It’s really not that bad. Read more from our pop-culture blogger.

um what….? seriously, PETA?

mothernaturenetwork:

PETA launches XXX site
Ever since PETA first announced last summer that it was securing one of the new .xxx top level domains for a ”pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals,” reaction has varied from amusement to outrage. This morning, the organization finally took the wraps off of the new site — and guess what? It’s really not that bad.
Read more from our pop-culture blogger.

um what….? seriously, PETA?

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haha ^ dog randomly got typed in that fit of typing.

sdoifusdogiudfogidf

haha ^ dog randomly got typed in that fit of typing.

fucking goats man »

figjewtons:

so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE

You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.

Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition,…

Hahahaha. 

wanting to facepalm until I get a concussion over some moron arguing that humans need to eat meat because “humans are predators”.

HUMANS ARE PREDATORS? ORELLI!? This rant isn’t even about pushing a meat-free lifestyle, it’s about people being bloody idiots for thinking humans are predators. 

Humans aren’t predators. We don’t have claws or fangs, we weren’t built to hunt without tools.

Can you take down an antelope without any weapons? yeah, didn’t think so.

Would you be able to fight with an actual predatory animal that has claws and fangs like a lion or a wolf? Don’t kid yourself, a strong enough domesticated dog could rip you apart, and you’d complain about a house cat scratching you hard enough.

You try to scratch your cat til it bleeds with your nails, see how much damage your nails do. Yeah you can leave scars with hard enough nail scratches, but I’d like to see you try and kill another animal with those nails. I’d like to see you try and win a fight with a dog by bitting it with your comparatively pathetic jaws & teeth. 

HUMANS ARE NOT PREDATORS. THEY ARE NOT CARNIVORES. you would get sick eating raw meat because you’re an omnivore, not a predatory carnivore. if you ate nothing but meat, you would probably die, if not from the bacteria that your weaker stomach acids couldn’t kill, then from malnutrition. 

We descended from bloody apes. Apes are not carnivores. They’re omnivores. We don’t have the jaws or teeth to kill animals. 
The earliest humans were mostly herbivores because it was not until they figured out how to make tools and fire that meat really became a food source, and even then it was in moderation because a whole fucking mammoth would feed the whole village for a while, but they mostly survived off plants and grains and the like.
Early people were called HUNTER GATHERERS for a reason. THEY GATHERED PLANTS AND GRAINS AS WELL AS HUNTING. 

To quote my anthropology teacher: “in the animal kingdom, humans are ugly, useless, weak creatures. we don’t have fur to keep us naturally warm, nor do we have horns or antlers to protect us as prey, and we don’t have claws or fangs to hunt as predators. if it wasn’t for our brains and our ability to create tools and do complex thinking, we would not survive in nature.”

Want to prove me wrong? Go out in the wilds of Africa totally naked, without any weapons or tools & without ever using your brain & abilities to make the tools you lack, and see how long you last and whether you succeed in being a predator. 

offthebackshelf:

The Bull Who Cried
Reported by “Weekly World News”, in Hong Kong, a group of workers took a bull to the slaughterhouse. They were about to enter the facillity when the bull suddenly stopped and knelt on its front paws.
The bull was crying.
Shiu, one of the workers, claims he started to shiver seeing those “scared and sad eyes”, and, as much as they tried to pull the bull inside, it wouldn’t move and just stood there, sobbing like a child.
The workers were not able to slay it, also tearing up at the sight, collecting funds to buy the animal and deliver it to the care of the monks of a nearby temple.
Apparently, when they said they would not kill it, the bull got up and followed them.

offthebackshelf:

The Bull Who Cried

Reported by “Weekly World News”, in Hong Kong, a group of workers took a bull to the slaughterhouse. They were about to enter the facillity when the bull suddenly stopped and knelt on its front paws.

The bull was crying.

Shiu, one of the workers, claims he started to shiver seeing those “scared and sad eyes”, and, as much as they tried to pull the bull inside, it wouldn’t move and just stood there, sobbing like a child.

The workers were not able to slay it, also tearing up at the sight, collecting funds to buy the animal and deliver it to the care of the monks of a nearby temple.

Apparently, when they said they would not kill it, the bull got up and followed them.

punkrockmermaid:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
 WHAT THE

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE HELL IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUS

AND MORE LIZARDS

MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D - WHAT THE

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL MESS YOU UP

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS F YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.


hehehehe!

punkrockmermaid:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE HELL IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUS

AND MORE LIZARDS

MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D - WHAT THE

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL MESS YOU UP

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS F YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

hehehehe!

I had a conversation with my housemate the other day, about how I don’t trust cows and think they’re up to something. Think about it. Cows must really hate us. All factory farmed animals probably are plotting against the human race. Their entire existence on earth is essentially torture. Think of recent disease epidemics - mad cow disease, foot and mouth, avian flu, swine flu… they’re all animals that are farmed for humans’ consumption and karma is already doing its thing…

I had a conversation with my housemate the other day, about how I don’t trust cows and think they’re up to something. Think about it. Cows must really hate us. All factory farmed animals probably are plotting against the human race. Their entire existence on earth is essentially torture. Think of recent disease epidemics - mad cow disease, foot and mouth, avian flu, swine flu… they’re all animals that are farmed for humans’ consumption and karma is already doing its thing…